Of all the things you shouldn't build an iPod speaker system into, a washing machine has to be up there with the chainsaw. Why in the world would anyone think they need to build a music system into an appliance designed to be left alone for great lengths of time? And that vibrates loudly?
Well, despite the obvious conceptual flaws of building a product that quite simply has no use whatsoever, LG has patented designs for the world's first washing machine/podcessory hybrid.
The docking system is built alongside two speakers, which are mounted into the machine's top. We can't speculate just how good this would sound, but if you're familiar with the sound a washing machine makes when it's working, you'll understand our prediction that this would sound truly horrible, and perhaps be more offensive to the ears than a Roy Chubby Brown witticism screamed after 10 pints of gone-off lager.
Unless the machine itself vibrates according to the music being played, to produce a subwoofer effect, we're distinctly unimpressed that someone, somewhere, was paid for designing this.
Thankfully, this design is just the concept art that accompanies a patent filed by electronics maker LG. We're sincerely hoping that this is just a case of patent squatting--the act of registering a potential invention on the off-chance that someone actually builds one in the future. Tut tut, LG. You should know that no one with even the scarcest ounce of common sense would ever build something so hopelessly doomed to failure.
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The original Meizu Mini is what you might call a sleeper hit. It's a slim MP3 player with a large display. And even with hardly any marketing, it has a loyal following from many users. Well, the China-based company has an updated music player, the M6se, which is even slimmer than the original Mini.
This MP3 player is just 6.9mm in thickness and comes with features that don't differ much from the earlier Mini. This includes a QVGA display and it's capable of playing back a host of different video formats. It is 3mm thinner than the Mini, which makes quite a lot of difference even though its design at the front has not changed much from the original.
The M6se is expected to be available in Singapore from Q4 2007. Its price has not yet been announced. Its availability in other Asia-Pacific countries is also unconfirmed.
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Launched just last month in the land of weird and wondrous gizmos, this journo had the opportunity to hop into creative life store Tokyu Hands in busy Shibuya to ogle all the tech toys not coming to the rest of Asia. One of these is the Juke Tower. Limited only to Japan, this N-et Corp device is a sleek cylinder that would blend in on the shower mantel with the rest of your toiletries. That is until you hit the On switch. Its gut packs 2GB of RAM and, despite a mono speaker, a sound reflector dispenses happy tunes equally in the shower. A display shows time, folder and track number as there's no ID3 tag support. We'd have preferred mains to the three AAA batteries, though that's not such a smart idea so close to water. Still, at 12 hours of continuous playback, that's longer than you need to primp yourself in the little room.
A new week and a new MP3 player. This time it's Samsung causing our saliva glands to work more overtime than a Chinese sweatshop, with the unofficial announcement of the YP-U3. The U3 is a flash-based MP3 player and is the successor to the YP-U1 and YP-U2.
Cowon has recently announced a snazzy-looking PVP called the Q5, and it's exploding with features--much like a large pigeon explodes after eating rice, although much less hilarious.
PVPs have become much more common over the last couple of years, thanks to improvements in battery technology and more efficient media-compression methods. Cowon's Q5 has arrived at this time of opportunity, as if by prophesy, and expands on the basic feature set expected of a PMP by hosting a multitude of pimped-out features.
As well as the typical MP3 and video playback functions, the Q5--running on Microsoft Windows CE 5.0 and powered by a 500MHz AMD CPU--also includes the ability to receive digital TV broadcasts. In fact, connectivity tomfoolery will be frequent, thanks to the Q5's inclusion of HSDPA, Wi-Fi, GPS and Bluetooth.
Documents, such as Word files, can be opened on the Q5 and navigated around using the 127mm (5-inch) touchscreen display, but don't think the fun ends there. The Q5 will also get you from A to popular destinations such as B, thanks to GPS functionality.
The 40GB version costs US$499 (S$755.79) and the 60GB version costs US$549 (S$831.52), though no launch date has been announced. We'll keep you so posted on updates you'll want to glue a stamp to your face and sit in a mail box. We're that excited about this lovely gadget.