Eric Franklin | Sep 05, 2008
I used to be the biggest Sega fan. Starting way back in 1986 from the Sega
Master System, all
the way to the
Dreamcast (yes, I'm
that old), I've been a diehard Nintendo/NEC/Sony-hating Sega fanboy.
After the Dreamcast, our 16-year relationship ended and now the reason is
painfully clear. The robots have taken over Sega, at least in Japan, and they've
enacted their plan for world domination I first
alluded to a few weeks back.
Be afraid. Be very afraid. "Lucky" is coming, and I don't think he can be
stopped. Just check out the
video.
Lucky is a fluffy little robot dog developed by Sega Toys. He's incredibly cute
and obedient (for now at least). Lucky does tricks like handstands; he barks
when spoken to; and he is subtlety racist ("herro"? come on!). All the while he
is biding his time, I'm sure, until he gets the signal. A switch will go off in
his head and we'll all be doomed.
Resistance is indeed futile. I mean, just look at him. How is anyone supposed
to resist that? No word yet on when he'll make his debut outside of Japan, but I'm
sure he has a plan for us as well.
Via
Crave CNET
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